bethesda bullshit

Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.

Me: have you seen the newest bit of Bethesda Bullshit?
Friend: nylon instead of canvas?
Me: yup.

by KarenDraws May 22, 2019

white bullshit

The historical and actual phenomenon of coating the truth with a thick veil of pro-white propaganda (e.g. white Jesus) in order to propagate white supremacy.. A common occurrence in white spaces, even within governments of majority white countries, which manifests itself through textbooks, paintings, justification for wars and invasion, and more, in order to silence POCs and reduce their historical and actual accomplishments.

*walking through the Louvre*
"Wow, look at this painting. I didn't know Jesus was blonde and looked like our neighbor Riley."
"He wasn't. That's just white bullshit."

by gretchenwieners69 January 7, 2019

Bullshit

When Julia likes Ian for no other reason other than that hes cute.

Fuck this bullshit

by mmhgndvfkjnbg January 29, 2020

Pull bullshit

Hood slang for playing games or doing something that the other friend is in disagreement with.

"Imma pull up at yo crib tomorrow."
"Hey, don't pull no bullshit, you better be there."

Homies shouldn't pull bullshit when they say they gonna do something.

My homie pulled some bullshit when he never gave me my money back.

by Adam buckley December 20, 2023

Crippling Bullshit

When the bullshit in someone's life becomes so much that that person cannot perform their usual routine without difficulty.
(Like Crippling Depression, but bullshit)

Friend: What's got you so down lately?
Guy: Crippling Bullshit
Friend: Huh?
Guy: Crippling Depression, but Bullshit
Friend: Oh, yea College has that alot.

by Name Fart March 24, 2020

Bullshit

1. Internet slang as an extended way to say "Shit"
2. Non-formal word for referencing to physical bull poop. Definition 2 is less likely to be seen.

1. This is bullshit!
2. A bull left some bullshit here.

by dswqsa895 January 9, 2024

Bullshit 9 ball game

New rules for 9 ball.

New additional rules for 9 ball..

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you made 50%

** making 9 ball with que ball not on intention

-** making a higher quality shot you made 15%

*** making 9 ball with double kiss

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not on intention

-**** making a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not on intention

-***** making a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.

This is my bullshit 9 ball game rules. Have fun with them.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018