buddy buttocks

a term of non-sexual affection used between straight males; may be exclusive to the milwaukee area, circa 1982.

lars: hey guys, what's going on?
kevin: BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!!
lars: say it a little louder, kev, some folks in the next county might not have heard you.
kevin: OK!! BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
lars: i should have gone to marqutte.
kevin: but i'm glad you didn't, otherwise we'd never hang out, BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
the rest of us: enough already!!!

by earpuller September 16, 2005

Purple Buddy

Man's best friend which is that one-eyed purplish nerd waiting to shoot at the stars on the end of one's meat pipe.

That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.

A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.

(on the phone)
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'

boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!

girl: jumpin' Jesus!

guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!

girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!

by Penetrator II: sploogement day March 22, 2009

Eskimo buddies

These are the same thing as eskimo brothers except you only hook up with them without having sex.

-Yeah, Brian's going out with Jessica.

-Wow, just think how many Eskimo buddies he has.

by TheBiggestBossYouveSeenThusFar November 15, 2009

back buddy

A guy short enough to hang from the shoulders of a full grown man and 4x4 his meat mobile up the dirt road as the man does his daily activities.

Hey "Little Mike" I heard your Chris Obrien's Back Buddy.

by norman May 13, 2005

Gym buddy

A gym buddy is a fuck buddy or your partner in your FWB relationship. A fuck buddy is an amazing way to release stress and endorphins.

Telling your friends your going to go hang out with your gym buddy and going and fucking till norning

by Relationship advice 828 January 29, 2017

Nutty buddy

When a man and his friend jack off to the same porno at the same time.

"My friend just asked if I could be his nutty buddy yo wtf"

by Sadpoon November 25, 2016

gerbil buddy

friends who insert gerbils into each others rectums

Richard Gere and Tom Cruise are gerbil buddies.

by goatcheese June 15, 2004