Mouth Breather

A subspecies of Homo-sapiens known for their lack of any intelligence whatsoever. Their young are raised entirely on a diet of Ribena and Chicken Nuggets, whilst the adults have no interests other than Stella Artois and ITV2.

Dude, did that mouth breather just trip over his own foot?

by sugarcoatedGandhiman February 27, 2011

Mouth Breather

Any person who is so stupid that they don't have the ability to breathe out of their nose.

A person who cannot cut over a 35 on their ASVAB.

Somebody who's lower lip is so big that it can be caught on a trip wire due to the over breathing through the only orifice they know how to breathe out of.

Mike isn't quite a Glass Licker, however we'll give him the status of Mouth Breather because he got a 25 on his ASVAB.

Josh is a Mouth Breather. His girlfriend, who's been sleeping around with half of the state, has him fooled into believing they will get married.

Josh says he gets 5,000 dollars a month hauling milk... what a mouth breather.

by Randomus August 25, 2006

dragon breath

Breath that is so horrible it will melt your face if you are close enough. If this condition is bad enough the person shall then be known as the dragon master.

Damn as soon as Mike got in the van his dragon breath consumed me!

by crew 45 November 11, 2006

breathless

The irrational babble of fans so enthusiastic that they barely remember to breathe in between their incoherent statements of blind praise.

I tried to have a an honest conversation about __________, but the breathless fanboys completely overwhelmed any dissenting voice.

by Toronto June 19, 2006

texas breathmint

Those little soapy nuggets found in men's toilets. Basically a urinal cake.

Texas breathmints are a sure-fire cure for a smelly bathroom.

by kauz381 November 29, 2007

breath of anus

Synonym of ass-kisser, dickweed, jerkoff.
Somebody to keep well away from.

(1) Tell "breath-of-anus" to keep the fuck away from me.

(2) Hey "breath-of-anus", pick up your detritus and throw it the hell away!

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

mouth-breather

1. A term used by intolerant people or by the elite, who find some need, probably from a lack of self esteem, to marginalize someone whose opinion differs from their own. Usually they would define a mouth breather as someone who is to stupid to "get it". A a socially backward individual.

2. Someone who suffers from allergies or other condition that prevents breathing through the nose.

These days, someone who supports President Bush or the NRA, would be described by liberals as a mouth-breather.

by Mover March 21, 2004