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Bobby

A subclass of Chad. Named because it's a common name for a boyfriend.

A Bobby is cool guy who you can depend on and is good boyfriend material. He'll take you places in his awesome car and is good emotional support.

If you can't become a Chad, being a Bobby is good enough.
Guy 1:I've been working hard to be a chick magnet.

Guy 2: You're not a Chad, only a Bobby.

Guy 1: It'll have to do.
by MoonrBert September 9, 2020
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bobbie sprinkles

A fun and loving companion that stays on Victoria's bed.
"I looooove bobbie sprinkles!"
by vickyvic February 18, 2024
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Bobby

There is no one quite like him. Expect the unexpected! You will be flabbergasted by him! A self-made and high-class man who has developed the strongest of characters through dedication and his remarkable passion for life. He is very smart. He is quite sharp. Independent and wild. At his core he is like a child; witty and mischievous and pure and energetic. His laugh is silly and sweet. He is tall, dark and handsome but his real beauty is in his unique presence. His swampy hazel eyes express a million beautiful things. He has great depth. He loves and strives for simplicity. He acts with impressive logic but is deceptively (and endearingly) emotional. He needs freedom and yet anchorage.

Spend a few moments with him and he will make you feel warm and uplifted. Spend a few more and you might find that your life changes. Such is his power. Do not cross him though! Just as he has high standards for himself, he expects the same in those closest to him. It’s impossible to not love him but it’s admittedly at times quite difficult; he closely guards his heart and navigates love carefully. This only makes his tender, honest, affectionate moments even more precious.
Person 1: There’s something indefinable about that man...

Person 2: Yeah, well, that’s Bobby for ya’!

Person 1: I feel all at sea... wind-battered but invigorated.
Person 2: Bobby does tend to have that effect on people.
by sophielikesbobby April 26, 2019
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Bobby Joe

Bobby Joe is an extremely intelligent inter-galactic space monkey. Despite being often perceived as a small accessory for a pen, don't let this fool you. If Bobby Joe wanted to, he could destroy the planet of Earth for entertainment. Because of this, he requires loyalty from creatures of earth in order to protect the infrastructure of humanity itself. This vitally important job is left down to the people of The Duke Protection Society, owned by *retracted*. This job requires mental control on the extreme end of the scale, a job which is only possessed by 24 people around the world (if you believe you can work this job, you can't, we would've already contacted you if you could). Do not mess with Bobby Joe in any circumstance if you care about yourself, and society as a whole. If you ever encounter him, do not interact unless requested to, and be very careful about what you say.
The townsmen once went in search for Bobby Joe. They were all killed before they had left.
by The Duke Protection Society December 28, 2023
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Bobby James

Bobby James is a person who has two names in the same way as the dinosaur Brontosaurus / Apatosaurus.
Does that person have two names? No. They’re a Bobby James. They can be either or, or both.
by thebobbyjames November 23, 2021
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Bobby Browneye

Back handing a girl in the asshole
I I totally Bobby Browneyed a girl during doggy.
by Beefkurtains March 23, 2019
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