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Blumpkin

The sexual act of giving one a blow job whilst they are shitting
May I give you a blumpkin?”

Perchance
by dominno June 2, 2025
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Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.
Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.
by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025
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Lord Blumpkin

The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.
I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
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Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.
The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.
by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025
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North Korean Blumpkin

When your partner is cosplaying as a character from any source of media while you get a blumpkin from them. While getting the Blumpkin, you scroll through your phone looking at rule 34 of that character their cosplaying.
by iloveblumpkin1234567890 May 18, 2025
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Rhode Island blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while performing an upper decker (making a bowel movement into the water tank of a toilet) while the performer of the blumpkin is also having a bowel movement into the toilet
by anonymous March 4, 2023
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Chad oilfield blumpkin

When a gay flowback hand goes and takes a shit in a porta shitter on location and his gay boyfriend comes over and gives him head while he’s taking a shit.
My gay lover gave me a Chad oilfield blumpkin yesterday and I nutted so fast.
by Big Chad February 28, 2025
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