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dumb blonde

heather is failing her classes and at life. what a mood. typical dumb blonde.
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Blonde langneus

Blond meisje of blonde jongen met een zeer lange neus. Dit wordt soms als onaantrekkelijk gezien, maar velen vinden dit juist aantrekkelijk.
¨Wacht maar tot ze zich omdraait, dan is ze niet aantrekkelijk meer. Ze heeft een hele lange neus.¨
¨Maar ik hou juist van een blonde langneus!¨
by JaySayHey June 16, 2020
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hybrid blonde

A brunette that has the ditsy blonde curse
Did she really just say that ? I SWEAR she's a hybrid blonde .
by B1G JÁY January 6, 2024
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Bleach Blonde

A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.
Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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rolled in blonde

I made such a big mistake it was like I had rolled in blonde.
by blonde southerner March 17, 2009
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blond roux

Alternatively spelled "rue". A mixture of flour an clarified butter in a saucepan, this is the basis of a very simple form of gravy which would be used to make then other, more complicated sauces with, used often in French cooking, just ask Julia Child. As you continue to cook a white rue it will turn into a blond rue, and then a brown rue, as the starches begin to color from the heat. Something you can mention if you want to sound like you know how to cook, but really can't.
Julia Child: "grubmleburmblblblbumble-and oh it's just lovely-gerrumblebumblegerblegarble-so we'll add a bit of oregano, or as the English would say-blahblahmubmlemubmlebumble- to our blond roux here-crappycantunderstandawordshesayswhyisthisoldhagontvgrumblegrumble."
by boronanon April 3, 2015
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Hybrid Blonde

A Ditsy brunette that's having a permanent blonde moment.
They can't get around there own town without a GPS...dead giveaway your dealing with a hybrid blonde
by B1G JÁY January 9, 2024
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