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Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.
When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.
by lilboogieface September 21, 2025
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Flat-headed blonde

A Flat Headed Blonde allows a place to put your beer as she is providing a service to you!
Thank goodness my partner is a flat-headed blonde.
by Dumb Boomer November 25, 2025
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Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!
check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025
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camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.
A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025
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camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.
A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."
by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025
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Puta blonde

1. A “bottle blonde” — someone who dyes their hair blonde cheaply and obviously.

2. A cheap or promiscuous woman.

3. (Derogatory, especially along the U.S./Mexican border) Describing a woman as a streetwalker or prostitute who dyes her hair blonde cheaply and obviously.
¡Ay! ¡Ella es una puta blonde!

Marjorie Taylor Greene carries herself like she’s a puta blonde!
by carpbear June 19, 2024
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Annoying Blonde Girl

They will think that they're all that, but in reality they're so, uhh idk stupid I guess
You know that Annoying Blonde Girl Mia?
Yeah they're such a bitch I hate the mso much i hope hte ayt the ydie !!
by jimmychunga June 22, 2024
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