Blow dart sleep

Sleep so deep and heavy, someone could have shot you with a blow dart

Yo dude, I just woke up after 30 straight hours asleep. It was epic blow dart sleep.

by Mr KJ May 24, 2016

Blow your tits off

Performing a feat of skill that is so impressive, that it figuratively blows everyone’s tits off.

Blow your tits off: You remember that night at Dooley's pool party on that fine Summer eve? When I did that double jack-knife twist and blew everyone's tits off? You remember that? And then I went down on Chrissy Orlando on the trampoline later that night?

by captain longdong December 1, 2020

BK Blow Job

(n) the act of inserting one's penis into a Whopper and having his partner eat it

My girlfriend almost bit my dick off when she was giving me a BK Blow Job

by Barack Mah Cock August 20, 2010

Salad blow

When a girl eats your ass and another girl blows you at the same time.

I went to an orgy with my girlfriend and was blessed to have a salad blow.

by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011

Pho Blow

The explosive wet blast released from the bowels after consuming a bowl of PHO. May also experience pho blow from many other forms of Vietnamese cuisine.

Generally starts within an hour with the gut rumbles immediately followed by an ass pinching, skipping like trotting run to the nearest shitter.

Where the hell are you going so fast. Pho blow Braaaahhh.

Carl left his meeting to go pho blow.

I didn’t quite make it in time. Got a little flow back on the pho blow.

by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017

blow a stack

Anger. The building pressure of intense and focused anger finally overcomes the best efforts of containment, repression, and self-control. Rage. The inevitable and imminent eruption of loosed anger is foreshadowed by purpling of the face, flaring of the nostrils, arteries bulging in the neck, and eyeballs popping out of the head. These symptoms indicate that someone is about blow a stack. It's what happened when a student shit in Mr. Sparaco's desk drawer (7th grade). It's best to leave immediately if one is on the business end of a blown stack, otherwise very entertaining to watch. Origin from the steam engine era, when a mistakenly capped chimney stack would finally rupture from pressure in the furnace.

Doug placed thumbtacks on the substitute teacher's chair, causing him to blow a stack when he sat down on them. I heard it from across the hallway!

by Bolton Outlaw January 19, 2008

BYU Blow Job

The act of a Brigham Young University Coed grabbing her boyfriend's or Date's genitalia with a relaxed grip and briefly licking the areas of his shaft in between her fingers with her tongue in a teasing manner but not placing any portion entirely in her mouth so as to act like she really isn't giving him head to avoid feeling guilt and/or church discipline.

Roommate: Hey Josh, how was your first date with Stephanie last night, are you two going to have to see the Bishop ha?

Josh: Bro! It was sweet bro! But Naw, Oral is Moral, plus she didn't 'technically' suck my D okay, she just gave me the good old BYU Blow Job so we're good bro!

by yobroseph July 7, 2010