Bird-watcher

Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.

(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!

by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

penis bird

The name for an origami bird with a paper 'tail' that protrudes in the wrong direction making it more akin to a huge penis.

Perhaps an attempt at a joke by the sex deprived creators of the origami instructions.

penis birdorigamisex deprivedinnuendo

by penny21 April 9, 2009

bird-doggin

Intensely looking for some chicks; preferably in a convertible.

"Hey Tom, let's hop in the convertible and go bird-doggin' down by the beach.

by Brennan G May 22, 2007

ya bird

Originating from an advertisement for an “urban” (black) clothing store, this play on the question “ya heard?” has quickly become a phenomenon. The deliver of this immortal line is asking the receiver if he understands the deliverer’s preceding remarks. It is understood to be an inquiry, but due to the sheer force of the query , an exclamation point is often substituted for the grammatically “correct” question mark.

"I'm fixing to head south this weekend YA BIRD!"
"yes I understand"

by roflcotermeister July 25, 2006

twirly bird

A sexual position used often. Where the male, is lieing on his back and the female, while riding the male, twirls in a circular motion and does a complete 360 keeping the penis inside her vagina the whole time.

Do the twirly bird bitch! Do it now! YEEAAAAA!

by gizzem June 26, 2005

Whirly Bird

The action of pulling off a used condom after sexual intercourse and spinning it in a propeller-like motion, and then proceeding to slap one's partner across the face with it (likely breaking the condom and spewing its contents across his/her face.)

Yo Louis you shoulda seen it last night man, after we finished banging we fell asleep, and I woke her up the next day with a whirly bird. It was Epic!

by Clamp Norris May 27, 2010

Bird Dropping

The act of masturbation from a place of great height (buildings, helicopters, radio towers) so as to hit a person or other object with your semen.

I was so bored last night that for a thrill, I went bird dropping.

by Birddropper July 22, 2008