Justin Bieber

the world's biggest douchebag, most fans call us haters "jealous", but why would i be jealous of a little girl that sounds like anal rape? seriously, get some musical taste >:U

Jimmy was looking under his bed

Mom: Jimmy, the boogey man isn't under there

Jimmy: i know, i'm afraid justin bieber will pop out and sing to me, then give me anal

Example 2:

Girl: OMG!!!!!11ELEVEN JUSTIN BEEBOR IZ SOOO HAWT

Boy: his music is bull

Girl: SHUT UP! U R JOST JELLUS BEKOZ HE IS HAWT AND FAMOUS AND UR A FAG WITH NOO LIFE!!!

Boy: i was just stating my opinion, and besides, i'm not the one following a 5 year old girl

by HauntedV June 4, 2010

Justin Bieber's Tattoo

The gayest gay fag of all the faggy gay tattoos.

Hey Antoine look, Justin has a small mole.. nevermind is just his faggy tattoo..

Real life conversation about Justin Bieber's Tattoo.

by ipwnolfags December 14, 2010

Justin Bieber

A Sparkly Gay Dance Nazi

OMG THAT GUY WON'T LEAVE ME ALONE! HE KEEPS ASKING ME TO DANCE BUT I DON'T WANNA! HE'S SUCH A JUSTIN BIEBER!

by c**t July 9, 2010

Justin Bieber

Something Usher threw up when he had a hangover. It started making weird noises that resembled the English language, so he decided to train it, and put it on display at a local museum. Everyone loved the noises it made, so it started going on tour and getting pussy from 10-13 year old girls. After one fateful concert, a 46 year old man sporting a shirt that stated"I'm not gay, i'm fabulous!" asked what it's name was.
Usher thought.

And thought.

And thought some more until he started to get a major orgasm, and spurted out "Justing Bieber!"

This is the truth.

Person 1: HAV YOU HEARD OF JUSTIN BIEBER YET?!?!?

Person 2: Regrettably, yes.

by Space-Whale July 6, 2010

bieber

the act of making a fool of oneself, saying something that sounds dumb

Boy: abraham lincoln was the first president of the united states
Girl: he just bieber'ed himself

by bieberfever10 July 11, 2010

Justin Bieber

1. A baby or toddler who sings love songs and touches older women.

2. A generally short and talentless white person who hangs around black people to seem cool.

1. Whoa, that kid's a bit of a Justin Bieber, he just hit on Oprah!

2. Hide your breasts, her kid's a Justin Bieber.

3. Who's that boy following Ludicrous? Is that Justin Bieber?

by Laws Of Gravity May 25, 2010

Justin Bieber

A -supposidly- 16-year-old singer who looks like he's 12 and has yet to hit puberty. The only reason he can sing the way he does, he also says "Shawty" too much. (tip:white boys do NOT say shawty, makes you a posur.)

OMG! YOU SOUND LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER! AHHHHHHH!

by J.T. Austin May 4, 2010