by Jemapple Russe April 3, 2011
Get the Shrek bastardmug. 1. An annoying small rodent like dog who does nothing but piss off surrounding humans.
2. A person who cheats, lies, steals, or pisses you off in general.
2. A person who cheats, lies, steals, or pisses you off in general.
1. That rat bastard of yours wakes me up constantly with his barking.
2. That rat bastard at the car dealership screwed me over.
2. That rat bastard at the car dealership screwed me over.
by Yeah Bearded Nun September 30, 2017
Get the Rat Bastardmug. by MyFordIsOne November 23, 2009
Get the road bastardmug. A cunt sucking nastard is more like a wet pussy fart ass dude. That person also acts like a bitch towards you or anyone else. They are dumbfounded and usually human.
"You are a cuntsucking bastard Brian," said Shelly. Brian had just threw a snow ball straight into her face.
by Justtivue January 10, 2017
Get the cuntsucking bastardmug. Random Bastard is an individual who has been chosen using the ol "Throw a phone book in the air, and throw a dart at the resulting open page"Method.
The term was taken from the movie starring Steve Martin titled The Jerk. Throughout the film Steve Martins Character is stalked by a bumbling fat ass grease ball of a raving, militant, lunatic, sniper, serial killer who chose his victims this way. Upon completing the process the killer exclaimed "I got you now you Random Bastard, son of a bitch." and referred to his targets in this way mumbling under his breath and stalking them throughout the movie.
The term was taken from the movie starring Steve Martin titled The Jerk. Throughout the film Steve Martins Character is stalked by a bumbling fat ass grease ball of a raving, militant, lunatic, sniper, serial killer who chose his victims this way. Upon completing the process the killer exclaimed "I got you now you Random Bastard, son of a bitch." and referred to his targets in this way mumbling under his breath and stalking them throughout the movie.
The term is used to refer to people you dont know or bump into walking down the street.
Generally it infers an underlying contemptuous or punitive tone.
An example of its use in a driving situation, shouted, uttered or mumbled by someone who politely drives down the road all the while cussing at everyone who crosses their path. (and closet smoking)
Hang up and drive!, get the hell over! DIE YOU RANDOM BASTARD!
Generally it infers an underlying contemptuous or punitive tone.
An example of its use in a driving situation, shouted, uttered or mumbled by someone who politely drives down the road all the while cussing at everyone who crosses their path. (and closet smoking)
Hang up and drive!, get the hell over! DIE YOU RANDOM BASTARD!
by Random Bastard January 9, 2012
Get the Random Bastardmug. A tall bastard that Is greedy a knife wielding lunatic that Steals pop tarts and cocaine from you because fuck you thats why!
by DeadClown April 19, 2018
Get the tall bastardmug.