This turkey bacon came from a bird that cannot fly. If it can't fly honestly it can't honestly be bacon
by Kintock November 2, 2017

To have anal sex with a person who, prior to the deed, has swallowed a piece of raw bacon with a length of string attatched to it. One end of the string hangs out of the mouth of the anal recipient and as "the moment" approaches for the anal giver, he yanks the piece of string, causing the other person to vomit up the piece of bacon. During vomiting, the muscles in the anus become tightly clenched, causing an amazing sensation for the anal giver.
by anothersteve January 18, 2017

by ThyHollowOne April 6, 2016

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.
by Khanybus January 27, 2013

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.
by goat-meat May 7, 2011

by J1mmy5avi113 May 26, 2022

by Muster Bester January 11, 2016
