Bacon Chip

Derived from the Hungry Jacks menu item "Bacon Chip Butty". Used to describe someone who is a bit of a dumb cunt.
Him: "Did you hear about Brayden?"
Her: "Yeah what a Bacon Chip"
Him: "Such a Butty"
by SindromNobba June 10, 2021
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Tactical Bacon

Creating time for a bacon sandwich when there is not enough time for a bacon sandwich.
by eve_hessx June 15, 2018
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Rainbow bacon

A candy often called sour power belts. When broken In half causes a rain of suger
Person: what candy did you get

Person 2: Rainbow bacon
by Rubilacxe October 26, 2018
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Bacon censored

When a chick turns the lights out just as you are about to go down on her, usually a sign of lacking confidence in the appearance of her labia and vulva. May also be an act of denying visual appreciation of the meal, either so the taste is heightened or in an effort to make sure you come back again later in the hope you can sneak a peek.
“I was heading downstairs and just as I peeled the g-banger off, she bacon censored me”
by modernphrases June 06, 2023
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Phantom Bacon

When you wake up to the smell of heavenly bacon, only to realize that there IS. NO. BACON.
Rob chased the smell of bacon through the house only to find the kitchen empty. The Phantom Bacon had tricked him again.
by Whyzee February 28, 2012
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Bacon Jew

One who professes faith in Judaism, yet is hypocritical and does not follow Jewish doctrine; a hypocrite of any stripe. Usually a person who is very vocal about their supposed strict adherence to one doctrine or principal but does not obey that standard. The louder the bark, the weaker their bite....a phony. All hat and no cattle.
He is such a Bacon Jew, I saw him at Sal's last night eating bacon-wrapped shrimp. I can't believe a word he says.
by Gojai August 30, 2017
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Big Bacon

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.
"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"
by mcgruffallo July 25, 2021
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