family-backed loan

Borrowing from your parents.

Oh yeah, don't worry - I've got a family-backed loan on this one!

by Werner Pyke January 4, 2009

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

double backed walrus

A sex move that involves laying on your back next to your partner while being engaged in the act of (cross-)masturbation

Me and Jane were way to tired to have sex yesterday so we just did a double backed walrus before going to sleep

by Bertyl December 28, 2015

knowledge-baked

To get so high off of learning that one reaches an altered state of mind

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Paul?
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.

by HurakanIncarnate January 30, 2016

slow baked

When someone is leading you on making you mad as hell all along taking their time as if you were an ass in the oven being baked into the bullshit hes about to serve.

He slow baked me, just to keep me from kicking his ass, as I waited for the dish of bullshit he was as bout to serve!

by K1M0T10N March 24, 2016

half-baked egg

A hair-brained, retargerous idea, formulated by a half sane individual

Lol, you lunatic, what half-baked egg did you come up with today? How to force Hilary Clinton out of power?

by Sexydimma July 13, 2016

after baked

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.

"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"

by medicine.witch October 26, 2016