Asian Virgin

Exactly what the word states: Asian Virgin.
A guy who is Asian and a Virgin. He has absolutely no sexual conversation social cues.
Generalized name made after several encounters with Asian Virgin Men.

Written by an Asian

Girl: I'm sore
Asian guy: I could make you more sore
Girl: You're an Asian Virgin

Girl: I need something to drink I'm thirsty
Asian Guy: I'm thirsty for you
Girl: ????

by lycheejinx_ February 8, 2022

Asian grasshopper

When about to have intercourse with a female from behind , just before you proceed you surprise her with a full Nelson and then proceed to have sex so she looks like a grasshopper pinned by its wings.

Jessica liked crazy positions and fought MMA so I showed her a Asian grasshopper.

by The guy under the bridge February 14, 2017

Asian Gabe

Fat, in sixth grade, very nice, haircut every week, glasses, asian, and says lol in real life.

I wish I was Asian Gabe.

by Toastyyoshi October 28, 2017

Asian buffo

When you were told your whole life that your not Asian, even though you obviously are, and you believe it

Guy: Hey nice you meet you, what part of Asia are you from?

Girl: Asia? What are you talking about I'm Italian as she walks away.
Guy: looks at friend and says wow did you just see that Asian Buffo

by Jjw777 March 3, 2017

Black Asian

A penor bootysack

You are a black Asian juggler, you nub.

by Poopoocacaheadblackaisan February 17, 2017

Asian Mysticism

A paradigm in which inevitability is viewed as a unit-of-free-will.

This would contrast with the European view of mythology in which inevitability is posited as an object of predetermination.

The experience of Asian mysticism demonstrates that there are two types of fatalism: in European mythology fatalism is a form of pre-determination. In Asian mysticism fatalism is a unit of free-will.

This indicates that Eastern mythology is dependent upon a paradigm called "pre-contingency."

by fightfacilities January 3, 2021

Asian Weener

A small Vienna sausage that nobody really wants to eat because it's just too small.

Bro, we were eating dinner and it's sad to see all those asian weeners go to waste

by Mycoxafloppin February 17, 2021