Asian Lumping

putting (or lumping) all asian peoples into one depicting category that does not fit all asian people or cultures.

a person thought that a Pakistani person wasn't asian. they were asian lumping

by blue shirt February 11, 2022

asian sushi

Small asian penis

He pulled his asian sushi out of his pants. She was not impressed to the say the least

by nonameasianpenis June 3, 2020

Asian switcheroo

The action of dating an Asian and mistakenly dating another Asian thinking it was the first Asian.

He had multiple mates, due to the Asian switcheroo.

by Fondles112 March 2, 2020

asian steak

Code name for Doggystyle.

Man, I was so horny at the restaurant I had to tell her I wanted an Asian Steak.

by y0ung_dagg3rd1ck November 19, 2017

asian peep

People who are the same color as spongebob and proud of it. (Don’t take this as a racist comment. I’m Asian too and I wouldn’t be racist to my own race.)

I’m an asian peep.

by NoneOfUrBeeswaxSister June 8, 2021

Asian Fan

A non-Asian person who is obsessed with Asian pop music, art, fashion, etc. etc. etc. Will typically learn snippets of Japanese in order to seem more legit and dye their hair.

"Why did Jessica dye her hair black, and why is she greeting me with 'moshi moshi?'"
"Yeah, she's an Asian Fan."

"Konnichiwa, Olivia-chan!"
"God, Amanda, stop being such an Asian Fan."

by Sick of crazy people July 18, 2012

Asian parents

Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.

Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.

by pooperfart November 28, 2021