formula 1

the reason i’m mentally unstable.
only fun to watch when you’re driver does good, so i’m usually on the verge of crying.

“do you like formula 1?”
“like? i wake up at 7am on weekends just to see sebastian vettel qualify and finish p13 because no one will give him the car he deserves, but i love him too much to quit watching.”

by depressedf1fan December 31, 2021

December 1

Ger excited for Christmas bitches

Cool guy 1: hey its december 1st!
Cool guy 2: omg we can celebrate xmas now🥳

by E.C xoxox November 20, 2020

December 1

National Slap anybody with red hair day!!!
Make the best out of it ;)

Hay girl you got red hair let me slap u I mean it is December 1

by #and-ioop November 11, 2019

skunk 1

the dankest weed ever!!!!!!!

skunk 1 placed has 1st in the canibuss cup 3 years in a row

by CZAR (lance) October 22, 2004

1 timers

The officers of the law in disguise

A shit its them 1 timers leave the bloc.

by Ry-Dro June 17, 2006

Code 1

A. To issue or give the middle finger.

and/or

B. To Fuck Off.

1. I asked my manager for a pay raise and he issued a code 1 right to my face. I guess I may as well go home and issue a code 1 up my own ass.

2. Things were getting hot and heavy on the first date, so I issued a code 1 to her pussy until she had a orgasm. She sent me home with Blue Balls. : (

by solaris123 June 28, 2010

November 1

Text your Gf a cute paragraph

*gf receives paragraph* “aww what was that for”-gf “its November 1”- Bf

by Vayla November 1, 2019