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tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.
I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.
by rimlover September 12, 2010
mugGet the tard tracksmug.

Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.
YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.
by RealYOU December 4, 2013
mugGet the Posting-tardmug.

tard grunt

The very loud grunt a tard makes
Jimbo “ hi tard annon “
Tard anon “(TARD GRUNT)”
by Der Jude February 18, 2018
mugGet the tard gruntmug.

Screw Tard

Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 7, 2009
mugGet the Screw Tardmug.

Gift Tard

Someone who buys an excessive amount of gift cards and holds up the checkout line.
Today all I wanted was to order a coffee but this fucking gift tard in front of me was taking forever, so here I am.. no coffee.
by Bwooood May 31, 2019
mugGet the Gift Tardmug.

Order-Tard

Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.
There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.
by LilMissCupcakexxx4 February 26, 2012
mugGet the Order-Tardmug.

Jar-tard

some one who struggles to open a jar
Billy-I cant open this jar!
Tommy-your a Jar-tard!
by SLAP'a'DODLE May 20, 2016
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