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piss rod

When you have to piss so bad your dick gets hard.
“Bro you good
Yeah bro I got a piss rod”
by Mr. pisser December 28, 2019
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std rod

a male/man with a penis who loves sleeping around and being a fuckboy. a manwhore who thinks sleeping around so much will eventually get him a wife or will make him more attractive to the women around him. all he will bring to his future wife/girlfriend is a small rod with a huge weight of stds and other diseases as well as baggage. women should stay away from std rods and not touch those hoes with a ten foot pole.
girl 1: "omg david is so cute, no wonder girls are always around him. you think i should talk to him?"
girl 2: "oh david? him and his friends tried to fuck my friend and even told me if i sent. they look like the type to sleep around and probably carry an std rod by the way they be acting, disgusting."
by leonsass August 3, 2024
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Pos rod

1. When a person is acting like a dick and a pussy at the same time.

2. When reacting douchy as fuck due to extreme embarrassment from pussying out on something he/she was cocky about.
After bragging all night about how he always wins the vagina shitting contest, he totally acted like a Pos Rod after he refused to compete.
by Mickies November 7, 2017
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Rods for Pods

Gay, queer, small chode, U aint got no pancake mix, faggot, ugly pick slut, prick, ash, homo, jb, Likes dick in the but, slut, cunt, whore, pollpuffer, Likes to fuck black 80 year old ladys saggy tits, cant play video games, Sexy (shhhh), fuck me fuck you, very horny, fucks rocket ships, drinks anal leakage, AND i love you TROY!!!! You no i do forever and always <3
by HolyRonster April 26, 2011
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Chocolate covered rod

When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.
Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!

After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
by Halasheek Muhhammad October 8, 2009
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rod

Long, hard straight instrument, used for various reasons. Some being penetration others being complete and total pleasure.

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Shove that rod deep inside me.
by The wenis master October 26, 2017
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