Pompeii Pickle

An agregiously shameful sex act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of Mentos and a diet coke. The girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already passed out this way) and several of the Mentos are manipulated into her ass, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. The man positions himself carefully and loudly declares "I am the God Vesuvius" as he pours diet coke into her anus and rams it home with his pecker. The resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.

"What the hell is wrong with Matt? Ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. The whole apartment smells like shit and cabbage."

by TheLargeBreast February 21, 2014

bent pickle

An ugly person. A rude person

Madison, Elizabeth and Makayla though Ben Foust was a bent pickle .

by Makayla and Jason April 28, 2017

Jewish pickle

The circumcised dill that you leave in a jar.

Hitler kept a jar of Jewish pickles under his bed

by Jewish pickle November 13, 2016

Coochie Pickle

Any store bought or homegrown garden variety cucumber that can be used for personal pleasure

The vegetable drawer of the fridge is a great place to store your coochie pickle.

by FDOT February 22, 2017

Poukeepsie Pickle

Keeping your dick in a girl so long that it becomes pickled by the acidic properties of her vagina

Hey, did you hear Bill got a Poukeepsie pickle from fucking Diane?

by mitchellmunch April 03, 2012

sweaty pickle

A pickle that emits immense quantities of salty pickle sweet

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by McFagTittues February 05, 2014

syphalated pickle

a penis infested with syphalis, like the bumps on a pickle.

We were about to have great sex until I discoverd his syphalated pickle.

by Skittles2284 August 28, 2010