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Wind ya neck in

Some bs Amy says when she wants someone to pipe down
J: you like it up the bum don’t you xx
A: wind ya neck in
by Native_Foreigner December 11, 2018
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Wind tunnel

Wrapping your lips around, and/or sucking the fart out of a dead seagull
Remember when tooch did the wind tunnel with IT?
by qball da blumpkin king September 21, 2019
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Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.
Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.
by Windy Frank June 5, 2024
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wind eye

Wind eye: (noun, 😑) an eye condition resulting from any affliction which impairs a person's ability to thrive. Most noticeable in a person's decreased eye lid strength. Treatments include sunglasses, rest, eye drops and eye lid exercises. There is no known cure.
Last night, I successfully eradicated my wind eye from the weekend, but made sure to contract a fresh case this morning 😑

Yo, Jake just busted in 😑 serious wind eye
by Ksa December 14, 2023
mugGet the wind eyemug.

Polish wind tunnel

When two sexual partners are both on all fours, facing opposite directions so their butthole are eye to eye and they keep passing the same fart back and forth into each other's anus.
You can tell those two do the Polish Wind Tunnel to each other; they're from Missouri, after all.
by ThisGuy2001 July 10, 2022
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Wind-milling

Gay slang:

When a man fucks another man up the arse so hard that all that comes out is farts. Essentially milling for wind, or 'Wind-milling'.
'Oh my gard, i got totally wind-milled last night, noisy as fuck'

'Are you going to wind-mill me tonight babe?'

'Who's up for some wind-milling? I've got the equipment, just need a suitable cavity'
by Chreg Hurlye December 15, 2014
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faster than a Florida tail wind

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.
by Saharayogi April 19, 2018
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