What the [deuce]?

A question similar to "What is going on?" or "What the hell?"

"Hey dude, you haven't called me in something like three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 27, 2005

man what

slang for words like: for real, ong, used by rapper Lil Durk.

Friend 1: Lil Durk is the best rapper
Friend 2: man whatt😂

by aightfuneral October 15, 2022

It is what it ain’t

The unfortunate reality that things are not what they seem to be. The correction of ‘it is what it is’.

As I live longer I reply to people who tell me: ‘It is what it is’; with ‘It is what it ain’t’ because I am not able to deny and therefore imply agreement.

by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!

by bird875 May 7, 2010

what the shrek

what the shrek can be used when you screw up something. it can also be used when you are high asf and don’t know what to do. it is a word that kinda clears the air

person 1: *running*
person 1: *trips*

person 1: ah what the shrek

person 2: *goes to a bar*
person 3 *stares weirdly at person 2s pants*
person 2: what the shrek

person 3: lmaoooo dude

by yummy ummy March 6, 2020

what the dark

when something very confusing happens

"what the dark just happened"

by the prodagee May 24, 2016

what. the. frick.

when you are surprised, confused, and in a church all at the same time.
see WTF and WTH

P1: lmao look up blue waffles
P2: what. the. frick.
P3: WHAT THE HECK WE'RE IN CHURCH P1

by yardardar April 1, 2021