sprog watch

(n) Maternity or paternity leave, watching the sprog (child).

Oliver: "I'd have to run it by Ian first."

Tracy: "Ian? Why? He'll be off on off sprog watch."
Dialogue from "The Archers" episode on BBC4 radio on 10 September 2019.

by TexasListener September 12, 2019

Whale watching

Watching fat people swim in the water.

I went whale watching at The public pool.

by PASTA WITH GOOD SAUCE June 8, 2021

Did you watch Attack On Titans?

A slang for requesting a gay orgy in the middle of the street, commonly used by fatherless discord users.

Person 1- Did you watch Attack On Titans?
Person 2- Sure man, let me get the boys.

by rick astley is hoyt August 13, 2022

jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog or exercise.

I'm going jog watching at track practice.

by Max Bronson November 19, 2015

Bird watching

Observing female on female porn.

I went to a bird watching site to find lesbian porn and got kicked off the site because it was apparently an actual site for photos of birds.

by Nikistreet slumber April 7, 2016

Pocket Watching

What a broke ass nigga uses as an excuse when asked about his money.

Brokie: I'm more richer then you
Another Person: How much money do you got?
Brokie: Stop Pocket Watching, Thats how I know your broke

by giganiggaoncord August 12, 2023

watch out naw

stop playing around; calm down

"Damn you ugly as hell" said Tuan, "watch out naw" said Dukesta

by Dukesta April 26, 2005