Walking Radio

All those peeps who have a song for everything you say. You either love them or hate them. But nevertheless, it is contagious.

I love you, you have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!

I hate you, you gotta have a song for everything I say. You're a walking radio!

by captiveinflorida June 12, 2014

walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015

Walking Sewage

The citizens of Littleton Colorado, who inhabit the toad tavern and drunkenly fight over nothing.

Look at that walking sewage at the bar

by thefox.com April 6, 2015

Washing the pearl

A girls sneaky cover word for masturbating through clitoral stimulation. Often causes confusion.

"Katie was refusing to Skype me last night. She said she was busy 'washing the pearl'"

"What does that even mean?"
"Idk man, idk"

by izzie :3 July 8, 2015

Walking yard sale

In reference to someone who is a mess, extremely disheveled, most often refers to parents of small children.

Her kids were up all night, so she's a walking yard sale today.

by Sos4321 October 3, 2015

Washington Wet Smacker

When during intercourse, a sexual partner urinates on the second's buttocks, then spanks their buttocks as hard as they can to produce a loud, wet smack.

Samantha gave Josh a Washington Wet Smacker, which could be heard downstsirs accompanied with a manly scream.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

walking mat

a person who is easily taken advantage of.

Reference to the phrase "Don't let people walk all over you" and a comical twist on the word "doormat"

Tiffany: Why do people always ask ME for money?
Ashley: You don't say no. In the future, just learn to say no and stop being a walking mat.

by Realest-And-Comical March 3, 2016