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wilsoning

The act of selfish point hogging, and expectations of revival favours during black ops zombies. General unsportsman like behaviour during game play.
Commonly, When attempting to gain points ahead of other players in lighthearted fun, yelling "wilson" is an explanation to other players of the intentions to point hog - known as wilsoning - of the player yelling "wilson". Can also be used as an apology to other players for hogging points.
by seveneleven originals October 8, 2011
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Wilsoned

When using your fingers/hand to pleasure a woman on her period then slapping her on the face at the end or when she orgasms so she looks like Wilson from castaway
That slut just got wilsoned
by Wilsonbitch August 31, 2017
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Wilton

That one kid that plays every sport possible, makes friends without trying, and is popular for no reason whatsoever. He can be nice at times but is also extremely ignorant to other people and their feelings. Very loud and annoying but his best feature is how caring he can be in some situation. Is always a good ally in your toughest battle and can still be an over great bestfriend.
Person 1: Look at that kid over there yelling on the field
Person 2: Yeah, I think he's a Wilton
by TitanMcCraft3 June 9, 2019
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Wilton

A town in Connecticut idolized almost exclusively for its good schools and cheaper cost of living as compared to New Canaan or Darien. As such, a large percentage of Wilton's population does not have permanent residency plans and 'For-Sale' signs often coincide with graduation banners.

Wilton's pie de resistance is undoubtedly its High School, although you a preliminary visual inspection would not suggest this. The building is an architectural shit-show filled with choke-points, haphazard facility placement, and an unwelcomingly bureaucratic exterior.

There is a strikingly large gap between the high and low ends of Wilton's income spectrum, however, Wilton residents almost all share one thing in common. Everyone is white. 2015 census reports show that 93% of Wilton consists of White Caucasians. At one point in time, only 2 black families resided in Wilton out of approximately 16,000 people.

The teens of Wilton High School vary in background and motivation. A solid percentage are academic devotees who care passionately about securing their future economic success through the pursuit of resume fodder opportunities. Another large percentage consists of well-to-do jackoffs who skip school on the regular. And although the school administration will adamantly deny it, Wilton students are extremely racist, likely due to isolationism from racial struggle provided by what can only be described as the 'Wilton Bubble Effect'

I have a big penis.
Normal Person: Hey why did you move to Wilton?
Wilton Resident: Because the schools are very good and living as a housewife in a 3m dollar mansion will help me forget my marital problems.

Normal Person: I want to move to Wilton now because I hate myself
Wilton Resident: That's totally fine, would you mind rolling up your sleeve?
Normal Person: Sure *rolls up sleeve*
Wilton Resident: *screams* I didn't know you were a nig- I mean.... Are you sure you have enough money to move here? Maybe you should try Bridgeport. *calls police*
by Gon Bopsin August 20, 2019
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Walson

A handsome young black man who is the nicest person on the planet you will ever meet but don’t be fooled by his kindness his bad side is as bad as good side is good so don’t get on his bad side. Smart and very down to earth. Very faithful to the ladies and will treat u like your the only woman on this planet.
Walson is chilled.
by UrbanWalsonName December 10, 2021
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wilton pereira sampaio

Wilton Pereira Sampaio is a FRENCH FUCKING FAN and a Brazilian referee. He robbed England’s world cup match with france and is currently under investigation for falsely not awarding a penalty to England after Harry Kane was assaulted. He also didn’t foul France’s team for pushing Saka multiple times. He also was recently offered sexual factors by Mbappe (French player) for favourable decisions to France. He is a wanker and one of the most biggest prick of all time. 😘
Random person: Who is Wilton Pereira Sampaio?
Me: An undercover oui oui baguette muncher who rigged the EnglanvFrance match so he could do sexual acts with Mbappe
Random Person: Oh
by Jaylovesballs December 11, 2022
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wilzone

An abnormally large breast on a man that may require the assistance of a brassiere.
Check out the Wilzones on that guy.
by pingpong April 10, 2003
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