titty day

april 22nd is widely known as titty day. this is a day when most females do not necessarily expose, but make it so their breasts are move revealed. some speculate that april 22nd is the date due to the two 2's in the date, in relation to a pair of tits which contain 2 titties.

Jack: Dude, it's titty day.
Bryan: Dude, I know - look at the tatters on the blonde at your 7 o clock.

by DickTate April 7, 2010

Obama Day

January 20. The End of the World.

Are you going to school on Monday?

Are you kidding? That's Obama Day! I'm gonna dig a hole and live in it because the world might blow up.

by DibWhoTalksToHimself January 20, 2009

Valentime's Day

Malapropism of Valentine's Day: usually heard in the environments where strong cultural education is non-existent.

"So, what are you doin' this year for Valentime's Day?"

by Proxunum November 5, 2012

Valentines Day

AKA International 'crying and masturbating' day.

It's Valentines Day, so I'll have a little wank and a little cry.

by Crunch Buckets February 9, 2008

Independence Day

An American holiday, that occurs every July 4th.

"Today, we celebrate our Independence day!"-Bill Pullman, Independence Day

by crazyrabbits June 4, 2005

Lonely Day

A beautiful song by System of a Down off of their fifth album Hypnotize.Written and sung mostly by lead guitarist Daron Malakian,the song is once again a reference to the Aremenien Genocide.It is NOT an emo song.Anyone who says it is an emo song is just retarded.In fact anyone who says that this song and even SOAD themselves is emo deserves to be shot.

SOAD Fan: i think one of SOAD's best songs is Lonely Day.It's slow but powerful all the same...
Douche:OMG like yhu are such an emo!SOAD are so emo and that song is soooooooo emo!
SOAD Fan: (pulls out gun) That's it...

by Xarroth May 1, 2008

POT Day

Despite the common misconception, POT Day is not a celebration of all things Pot, Marijuana, or Cannabis related. The"POT" in POT Day is actually an acronym standing for "Potentially Offensive T-Shirt" Day. Potentially Offensive T-Shirts qualifying for POT Day include the following.

-Drug References

-Race Jokes

-Sexual References

Stoner 1: Hey man . . . What are you wearing for POT Day?

Stoner 2: I'm actually wearing a shirt with a picture of a angry snowman, rolling a joint. The Shirt is made out of Hemp.

by The Speaker . . . Bitch March 14, 2010