What the [deuce]?

A question similar to "What is going on?" or "What the hell?"

"Hey dude, you haven't called me in something like three weeks. What the deuce?"

by Kaylie Klopf April 27, 2005

what. the. frick.

when you are surprised, confused, and in a church all at the same time.
see WTF and WTH

P1: lmao look up blue waffles
P2: what. the. frick.
P3: WHAT THE HECK WE'RE IN CHURCH P1

by yardardar April 1, 2021

what a dumbass

the thing you say when your scrolling though random definitions on the urban dictionary and you see some asshole

saying “why are you looking this up in the urban dictionary anyway? weirdo.”

human: sees a definition that includes “what are you doing looking up dick in here you dick!” what a dumbass *proceeds to airstrike the guys house*

by skibiditoiletamongussussyballs October 20, 2023

What a savage

A phrase often said by the local savage H7P3.

Jack Oi i just punched this guy
H7P3 What a savage

by Gulmoul July 19, 2019

what the shrek

what the shrek can be used when you screw up something. it can also be used when you are high asf and don’t know what to do. it is a word that kinda clears the air

person 1: *running*
person 1: *trips*

person 1: ah what the shrek

person 2: *goes to a bar*
person 3 *stares weirdly at person 2s pants*
person 2: what the shrek

person 3: lmaoooo dude

by yummy ummy March 6, 2020

what the dark

when something very confusing happens

"what the dark just happened"

by the prodagee May 24, 2016

What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!

by bird875 May 7, 2010