When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.
by gs1994 March 2, 2009
Get the vampiric irrigation mug.A social networking website for those of a altnernative, industrial, gothic culture ect, though it is mainly full of emos ,scene kids, attentionwhores and perverts.
Users usually claim to be "themselves" and hate trends and labels, when they pretty much all look the same anyway. Because they are so immensly original.
Rather than being about music and culture, vampirefreaks is or perhaps has become more of a place based on image and trend. It is full of a countless number of pointless cults, and not to mention attentionwhores of both genders who feed of trashy comments of the opposite sex.
User profiles often consist of
- a passage about how different they are. And how they want others to percive them. Or how much of a bitch or trashy they are and how they are proud of it.
-picture of the user, commonly- a girl in a weird angle or a guy lifting his shirt or showing of his stomach.
-likes and dislikes
-sometimes little emo gifs and pictures.
Users usually claim to be "themselves" and hate trends and labels, when they pretty much all look the same anyway. Because they are so immensly original.
Rather than being about music and culture, vampirefreaks is or perhaps has become more of a place based on image and trend. It is full of a countless number of pointless cults, and not to mention attentionwhores of both genders who feed of trashy comments of the opposite sex.
User profiles often consist of
- a passage about how different they are. And how they want others to percive them. Or how much of a bitch or trashy they are and how they are proud of it.
-picture of the user, commonly- a girl in a weird angle or a guy lifting his shirt or showing of his stomach.
-likes and dislikes
-sometimes little emo gifs and pictures.
person 1 : hai i joined vampirefreaks cos im so dark and alternative.
person 2 : you dont need a site to determine who you are as a person.
person 1: OMG i got soo many points this week.
person 2: heres a gold medal.
vfperson : heyy welcome to vf, 10+ your hawt ;) (but i just want you to give me points back and i'll hardly talk you ever again hehe)
person1 : 10+ thanks & hi (omggg they think im hawt ! *creams* )
person 2 : you dont need a site to determine who you are as a person.
person 1: OMG i got soo many points this week.
person 2: heres a gold medal.
vfperson : heyy welcome to vf, 10+ your hawt ;) (but i just want you to give me points back and i'll hardly talk you ever again hehe)
person1 : 10+ thanks & hi (omggg they think im hawt ! *creams* )
by JoannaT May 24, 2010
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Get the Vampier mug.Vampires are re-animated corpses of people who have transformed into blood lusting creatures of the night. Though many theories and legends surround the story of the beginning vampirism, each culture has tailored to suit each societies location on the globe (very similar and antonymous to the theory of god/s in centered religions in different places). Some say that vampires are demons straight from the breast of the devil himself, sent to wreck havoc on earth, others believe that they are the awakened cadavers of those who died unbaptized. Chiefly they are not supposed to be physically able to venture into the light, lest it burn them to re-death. Their weaknesses are said to be garlic, the sun, holy or blessed things such as crusifixes and holy water, poppy seeds (though this myth died due to the easiness of destroying a vampire by spilling seeds onto the ground behind you, for he would have to obsessively count them until the sun came up), wooden stakes through the heart, decapitation, or being charred to ash with a flame.
Many vampire novels falsely depict vampires as recollective of their humanity, in becoming a vampire, one is set on a path to becoming a monster, once transformed, they permanently loose their soul and are bound to traverse the earth until they are killed a second time and cast into hell. They are renoun for either being breathtakingly beautiful, or horrifically disfigured. Either way they sat on the top of the food chain, practically impossible for animals to kill, and much stronger, faster, and clever than a mortal human.
Many vampire novels falsely depict vampires as recollective of their humanity, in becoming a vampire, one is set on a path to becoming a monster, once transformed, they permanently loose their soul and are bound to traverse the earth until they are killed a second time and cast into hell. They are renoun for either being breathtakingly beautiful, or horrifically disfigured. Either way they sat on the top of the food chain, practically impossible for animals to kill, and much stronger, faster, and clever than a mortal human.
The Cullen family in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight was far from any of the original myths about vampires, nearly breaking every characteristic of the creatures. All of them had consciences and thought of others before their own needs, depicting souls which are non-existent once one is a vampire.
Lestat DeLioncourt on the other hand was a very convincing predator in the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice. He was cunning, quick, indulgent to himself, selfish, beautiful, and cultured (as would an over-one hundred year old being be).
Lestat DeLioncourt on the other hand was a very convincing predator in the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice. He was cunning, quick, indulgent to himself, selfish, beautiful, and cultured (as would an over-one hundred year old being be).
by Mushroom Hat May 24, 2007
Get the Vampires mug.The act of manipluating another into an intense desired emotional state; such as love, passion, anger, in order to absorb the resulting emotional energy.
Emotional vampirism includes such practices as learning what someone needs in a mate and accentuating those traits so the person thinks he or she is in love.
by Alexis Sekhemu September 30, 2006
Get the emotional vampirism mug.Vampirefreaks is a website originally for the alternative, cyber goths, goths, freaks etc..though i must say, many emos have joined as well. Fuckthemainstream is a section of vampirefreaks which enables people to purchase their alternative clothing and accesories. However the main reason people go on vf is to create a personal profile, join cults which interest them and socialize.
1. Vampirefreaks aka Vf is a hardcore version of myspace.
2. Boo, that premium whore gave me a rating of 1.
2. Boo, that premium whore gave me a rating of 1.
by burgandy June 24, 2006
Get the vampirefreaks mug.Kids who usally range from Fifth to Eighth grade, who drink V8 and dress like a Goth or Emo dude/dudette. Wannabe Vampires also like to "tell" on people that they dislike or wanna start shit with, and then start crying in front of a Teacher/Princible. They usually hang around Dark areas like a Goth or Emo.
Jonny- WOAH! LOOK AT THAT DUDE!!!!
Vampire Kid- Im not a dude
Jonny- Then what are you?
Vampire Kid- Imma vampire....
Derick- Dude your a wannabe vampire
Vampire Kid- (starts crying) TEACHER! HE CALLED ME A BAD NAME!!!
Teacher- Go hang with the Wannabe Vampires, we read urban dictionary too you know!
Vampire Kid- Im not a dude
Jonny- Then what are you?
Vampire Kid- Imma vampire....
Derick- Dude your a wannabe vampire
Vampire Kid- (starts crying) TEACHER! HE CALLED ME A BAD NAME!!!
Teacher- Go hang with the Wannabe Vampires, we read urban dictionary too you know!
by iwouldbangagothchick October 13, 2010
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