Unicorn Surprise

A sexual act where as a female is giving fellatio to a male, the female surprisingly inserts a dildo into the male's rectum

Jenny was still bitter about John giving her the shocker, so she decided to get back at him by giving him a unicorn surprise.

by WichitaStateFan April 5, 2010

Unicorn Pyramid

A pyramid made of unicorn corpses and used in military combat.

Military Strategy Unicorn Pyramid: Where are we gonna get a bunch of unicorn corpses, Sarge?

by The Lenny Dee November 10, 2010

Chocolate Unicorn

When someone wears a strap-on dildo and inserts it into his partners asshole

One of the best qualities of doing the chocolate unicorn is the amazing view!

by Katzumi May 26, 2010

unicorn

The act of placing a head massager on your head and repetitively ramming the other end against a vagina or an asshole. Pleasurable sensation is produced in both.

Dude #1: Yo man I'm beat, I think I'm going to go and choke the chicken.

Dude #2: Lame, let's do something!

Dude #1: ...Want to ride the unicorn?

Dude #2: Sick brah!

by spark_rider October 21, 2010

hornless unicorn

This is when a girl, out of sheer anger, starts banging her head against a wall. Only, instead of a wall, it is another girl's vagina.

Whoah, Terrence made that girl so mad that she gave the hornless unicorn to everybody in Michigan. I wonder what he did.

by pozzletoff September 4, 2005

Magic Unicorn

When a man and a woman or a man and a man have intercourse right before man A achieves orgasm the reciver gets under man A and places his genitallia on there forged and makes a unicorn like horn. Man A proceeded to orgasm and shoots a white rainbow off the horn.

I tried to do a Magic Unicorn on mike last night.

by Mcswaggfirenuts March 9, 2015

unicorn blood

Pink juice created by mixing gin with pink lemonade and fruit punch.

You gotta try this unicorn blood homes, word is bond, this shit is whackin.

by Dr. Chovorkiean? October 29, 2009