ur ancestors incestors

"the forbiden comeback" its even worse than Ur granny tranny, ur grandpa a trap and Ur family tree LGBT all at the same time, given to an ancient civilization to end wars between tribes and instantly desintegrate them but it was too powerfull so they had to seal it down in ancient ruins to keep it away from evil hands till this very day

billy: hey tom ur mom gay
tom: well, ur dad a lesbian
billy: huh, good one but ur granny tranny
tom: i dont want this be like this so UR GRANDPA TRAP
billy: you're good but Ur family tree LGBT
tom: *fire comes out of he's eyes looking at Billy* UR ANCESTORS INCESTORS!!!!!!!!
billy: instantly he desintegrates into nothingness and its not even woth limbo and wonders into pitch black abys where he melts for eternity

by galamoth May 23, 2018

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ur bird a fish

Only been used three times . It is what caused Hiroshima and the creation of god. when used, the fabric reality is shifted one dimension the the right on a thirty degree angle. when JFK was assassinated, it was the result of this phrase

MLK JR assassin: ur bird a fish
MLK JR : dies*
at the same time, the fabric of reality is changed and mark zucc is changed from a robot to a lizzard

by Thethe speaker of truth May 25, 2018

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ur aunt a cunt

The worst insult of all. Way worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur gramp a tramp, ur sister a mister, and ur brother a mother combined. It even beats the famous No U. Only use in the most drastic situation. (Instantly transforms you into a god when said)

Jerry: ur mom gay
Jason: ur dad lesbian

Jerry: ur granny tranny
Jason: ur gramp a tramp
Jerry: no u
Jason: you leave me no choice I now call the words of gods that will annihilate you
Jerry: do hoe you won’t

Jason: ur aunt a cunt
Jerry: *dies of AIDS, HIV, and Cancer combined*

by Jsmahser May 25, 2018

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thinkin with ur dick

When a girl or guy places sex above most other things eg friends, work, study, their other relationships

“Dude, don’t fuck her it’ll destroy your friendship with mike. Just stop thinkin with ur dick.”
horny Nymphomania SexDemon

by SnaveBelac October 30, 2017

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Ur Mom Ugly

A term which is often used to tell somebody that his/her mother is not good-looking.

Jim:"Yo Ron, Ur Mom Ugly"
or
Jimmy:"U a Garen main?!, Ur Mom Ugly"

by Tasty Virus February 20, 2018

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ur granny tranny

Much worse than “ur mom gay”
Some how beats “ur dad lesbian”
Basically if you want to kill someone instantly without touching them then say “ur granny tranny”

Male 1: Hey bro!
Male 2: yeah dude
Male 1: UR MOM GAY!

Male 3: OHHHHHHHH
Male 2: Oh okay well guess what
Male 1: what
Male: 2: UR GRANNY TRANNY
Male 3: OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Male 1: *dead*

by Potato aim god May 10, 2018

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