a word inspired by kaeden edwards. also works as a nickname. happens when a femboy has a bigger booty than you
by xo.gab1 February 1, 2022
Get the princess tittles mug.When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.
Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"
by Souper Rare April 28, 2022
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"Are you serious!? I just domed that guy 4 times! Lucky the lag turtle is shitting on my house right now."
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"What!? How did I get in this rock? Lucky the lag turtle's a cold mistress"
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"What!? How did I get in this rock? Lucky the lag turtle's a cold mistress"
by VerbleAbuse January 14, 2010
Get the Lucky the Lag Turtle mug.When someone/something is having very bad luck. As turtles have little to no luck because they are slow and if they end up on their back they cannot get up.
A soccer team keeps getting shots on goal, but just cannot get the ball in.
Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
Max states: God! We have the luck of a turtle right now!
by mills messsss November 7, 2010
Get the Luck of a Turtle mug.Fear the Turtle is what a woman experiences when she realizes halfway through vaginal intercourse that her bowels are full and her enjoyment of the sex has been superseded by her fear of crapping the bed.
Sue had to ask Drew to stop fucking her because she feared the turtle. She got on the can for a minute, then hopped back in bed, and no longer feared the turtle.
by Wangus Maximuz May 14, 2011
Get the feared the turtle mug.Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise
by Aly and Vyacheslav October 29, 2012
Get the Jon's Turtle mug.Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.
Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.
Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.
by Heezy P. March 16, 2014
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