Turtle Shell 

When you masterbate so much you develop a calis on the head of your penis and then don't shower for a while and go and bone.

Guy 1: "Dude i've been jerking it so much this week"
Guy 2: "Id didn't need to know that but why?"
Guy 1: "So I can Turtle Shell your mom this weekend!"

Turtle Shell by Stufma Cokiner March 13, 2010

Thirsty Turtle 

The opposite of an Angry Dragon . Immediately after blowing a load in your partner's mouth, you smack them on the forehead so they accidently swallow it.

To make that chick swallow my load, I gave her a Thristy Turtle.

Thirsty Turtle by Jason Rose September 26, 2003

Turtle butt 

1. An adorable butt, or term used to refer to a loved one with a cute butt or butt as cute as a turtle
2. most commonly used by couples who love turtles and refer to each others butts as turtle butt,
3. referring to the other person as turtlebutt.

4.A cute nickname to call my boyfriend because we love turtles

Danny you are such turtle butt!
or Sara my what a cute turtlebutt you have!

Turtle butt by TURTLECAKES June 11, 2009

turtle bunny 

An affectionate term of endearment used to call a lover when they want to be cute or annoy the fuck out of their friends.

Hey turtle bunny, come here baby!

turtle bunny by LBCbaby December 28, 2005

turtle texter

Someone who takes forever to send or type a test message.

Dude, I texted Vlad like 30 minutes ago and he hasn't responded yet, he is such a fuckin' turtle texter.

turtle texter by LickNunz June 22, 2008

Turtle 

This term came about through a very popular cartoon of a helmet topping off a pair of boots to signify the veteran with just a short time left in his enlistment and keeping a REALLY low profile, turtle-like, trying to make it out alive. Among VietNam and older veterans a challenge term by which infantrymen recognized each other.

When a veteran infantryman would meet another veteran, the question would be asked: "Are you a turtle?". To which the challenged veteran would have to either reply "You bet your sweet ass I am!" or have to buy the challenging veteran a drink.

Army veteran: "Are you a turtle?"

Marine veteran: "You bet your sweet ass I am".

Turtle by 19D4L August 23, 2012

Turtleheading 

The appearance of a turtlehead and its subsequent return to the rectum.

"I have to find a toilet soon, because I'm turtleheading." turtlehead turtleheading

Turtleheading by Chilly B April 18, 2014