Shit Trained

To be bombarded with insults and attacks after an incident meant to be a secrete is revealed

Justin Bieber was shit trained when word got out he got a girl preggers.

by mollgion November 7, 2011

E Trance

What happens when you stare at a computer screen for too long. Generally results in a warped sense of time, reduced productivity, lack of attention and general lack of focus.

Jesse didn't notice his brother taking his food because he was stuck in an E trance

by Jesus F September 2, 2012

Fart Traces

Remaining traces of fart stench lingering in the air.

Dude It's been 10 minutes and I can still smell your nasty fart traces.

by Prosound November 21, 2012

cobra trainer

A "cobra trainer" is a person who always one ups you by saying they also did it or did it better or did it more often.

Tammy: Stephanie is such a cobra trainer!
Tiffany: Why, what did she do now?
Tammy: I told her about my visited China and was giving her the highlights of my trip. She said she's also been to the same places and claimed to have been to many other.
Tiffany: That's possible.
Tammy: She's never even been to China!

by DeeQue November 4, 2014

Tear Trace

tear-trace verb, the act of using your finger to trace the path a tear would make down your cheek in order to express sincere sadness at a person's misfortune or sarcasm at somebody's small (possibly first world) problem.

Present Tense: Tear Trace, Tear Traces, Tear Tracing
Past Tense: Tear Traced
Future Tense: Will Tear Trace

1) Friend: Dude, I'm so sad!
Me: *Tear Traces*

2) Friend: I have so much homework!
Me: Same. *Tear Traces*

3) Friend: I ran out of my favorite ice cream so now I have to eat ice cream that's only ok!
Me: *Sarcasticly Tear Traces* Boo Hoo.

by Oldwisehagg June 30, 2015

Mississippi Trailer hitch

When a woman is on all fours, and a man sticks his finger in her anus making a hook shape. The man then drags her around the room.

Man that chick last night was such a dirty broad that she asked to get Mississippi trailer hitched .

by DirtyMike67 October 19, 2015

Minnesota Trailer Hitch

A blowjob with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your dick look like a trailer hitch in Minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and lusterless.

"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"

by TrailerHitched January 23, 2016