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toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.
Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!
by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 4, 2018
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Bottle Tossing

When your dick is hard and you're lying down on the ground and your girl is naked and has to jump onto your dick trying to land on it without breaking it
Guy 1: Aw fuck man I broke my dick.
Guy 2: wtf how?
Guy 1: I was bottle tossing with my girl
by JENGAJUICE0951 July 14, 2022
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Devils Salad Toss

“Hey baby I’m gonna light this bowl, wanna do the devils salad toss?”
“Yea we did the devils salad toss last night after we had a sesh”
by Goneandghosting November 8, 2022
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Threw/Tossed The Grenade

A girl gives a handjob then puts the guys dick back in his pants right before he finishes.
1st guy: How was that hand job?
2nd guy: Dude she threw/tossed the grenade!
1st guy: Man that's a bummer.
by TheArtistFormallyKnownAsAMan December 5, 2013
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bagel tossing

the act of putting a bagel on a rectum and jumping on a schlong.

imspired by horseshoe tossing and the angel grapefruit teqnique.
damn jimmy I didn't know bagel tossing coupd be a professional soort.
by dabskii August 24, 2025
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Coin Toss

Totally Peak. Usually referred to as the pinnacle of fiction, as it’s hella peak and just bangs through and through. The protagonist Kozuki Kenma is a legend.
Man one day I’m gonna make something as good as Coin Toss.
by MagicAsap November 9, 2021
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Tossing The Torta

Tossing the Torta is equivalent to tossing the salad, only this practice is done on a Latina.
I love tossing the torta. Last night, Araceli finally gave in. Man, she really loved it. I even slathered her torta with some spicy guacamole.
by Chico Blanco Loco October 17, 2018
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