Tom Hanks

Verb. to shoot at a heavily armored vehicle with a pistol in hopes of destroying it

man1: "Dude we're getting pinned down by that tank!"

Man2: "Hold on im gonna go Tom Hanks this thing..."

by TacticalNinjas June 17, 2012

Tom Cat

A man who chases after women that have either been recently separated, or divorced.
A man that chases after a woman especially if he knows that her man is cheating on her.
A man that crashes at a woman's home to "make sure that she is okay" after she has been left or kicked her current spouse or partner out of that home.

You better not leave that girl or there will be tom cats at the door.
That dude is such a tom cat...see how he just crept up on that

by a married woman January 5, 2011

tom cruise

A threat to couches around America.

Tom Cruise has a happy smile.

by sukebe December 1, 2006

hot tom

-To take a shit on a couch and jump on it.
-To take a shit on Opera's face
-To shit lubricate a condom

"OMG, he just took a hot tom in my living room!!!!"
"Hey, did you see Opera getting a hot tom? Man, it was awesome"
"Why need lube when you can just hot tom the rubber?"

by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar October 28, 2006

Tom Cruise

A person who is thought to be retarded.

Did u know Tom Cruise was "Special"?

by HansGioLoy21 October 3, 2010

damn it tom!

something that happens in life that has no explaination apart from it being toms fault

"guys there is no drink left" ALL:"damn it Tom!"

"hello" REPLY: "damn it tom"
(while playing l4d) "ahh a tank/witch/louis" "damn it tom!"
ect ect ect

by Ben noxidneb April 18, 2010

tom petersson

The bassist for Cheap Trick. Also, the inventor of the 12-string bass and possibly Pop Tarts.

Tom Petersson has lived in every city that Cheap Trick has played.

by Perfect Stranger July 30, 2008