megan

a stoopid bitch. she an ugly bitch, she a mean bitch, she a retarded bitch. everyone hates her.
ew i hate megan
by tableside guacamolaaayyy October 29, 2019
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Megan

Fucking bitch. Terrible friend but great at Lying! Never date her or get close to her, if you already are, you will definitely get hurt by her soon
She is spreading rumors about me!
Who?
Who do you think.
Megan again?!
by Bruh_06 November 21, 2019
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Megan

A girl who appears to look like a guy and hates when her name is spelled wrong. It’s megan not MEGHAN OR MEAGAN! She’s really ugly and depressed and only has one love. An anime boy named Kokichi who is gay. She often contemplates suicide.
Random person: OH NO HE COMMITTED SUICIDE

Police man: *does autopsy* oh its a girl. That’s surprising!

Random person #2: Oh, that must be Megan then!
by Suicidal sister April 20, 2019
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Megan

I love megan, she is the shit bro no cap
"Megan?"
"thats my ting fam"
by meganlover0926 February 09, 2022
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Megan

Big ass,sexy af,popular and so nice if you meet a Megan never let her go.while she is sexy she is really nice and really funny.when you first meet you will think no I don't want to be friends with that bitch but when you become friends with her you realize that she is really important to you.
Boy:"wow she is so sexy"
Boys mate:"I herd she's called Megan"

Boy:"she is my new gf "
by Donutsandpotatoes March 08, 2020
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Megan is a bitch
Eg:

Patricia:omg is that Megan

Tommy:yea she a bitch
by Immabuffbaby October 30, 2019
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Megan

Someone who eats a primarily meat and carbohydrate diet, with a dislike for vegetable or salad consumption.
“Hi, please can I see the Megan options for this restaurant?”

“Katie is now a Megan, we should do steak for dinner when she comes over”
by Mr Bhatti March 02, 2024
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