Cow muffin

Means you're a ding dong

Hey jaleel you're a cow muffin

by Penis wumbler October 27, 2016

walking the cow

Doing nothing, walking aimlessly

"oh you know, i've just been walking the cow."

by nycbikemap December 28, 2019

strawberry cow

a fictional cow that has strawberries on it and pink spots. also a wlw icon.

person 1: wow have you seen the strawberry cow pillow pet, yet?
person 2: no!! i'll go check it out!!

by luvvemily October 12, 2020

Cow Tools

The wrong tools for the job, either broken or poorly made.

Because if a cow made tools, they wouldn't be very good.

You left me to work with cow tools

by Chaz Balls August 16, 2021

sea cow

a large bitter cow shaped women,usauly a manager of a restaurant,or some one who has access to corndogs,and fried foods,a vermont sea beast! that feeds herself with other peoples misery.

a very very LARGE women,who snacks on other peoples men!this sea cow just gobbled up my man!

by [e-mail] March 13, 2011

Cow fishing

see also
cattle man
cow pushing

i went cow pushing in cattle man's paddock, then he came after me for cow fishing.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

chaotic cows

a friend group of 8 that is an elite batch of singaporean idiots

phyo: youre such a chaotic cows today
kab: ikr, i cant stop being high

by dvesl April 24, 2021