Silent Salt Cookie

A character from crk that isn't released yet and it makes me so angry for not getting him in the game yet!

I NEED SILENT SALT COOKIE TO GET RELEASED!

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

SALT

Fake sugar, creating the appearance of generosity or of affection in exchange for generosity, without the intention or ability of following through, or in an attempt to take advantage, or clumsily due to ignorance or inexperience.

That sugar daddy was all salt, made like he was inviting me out to some top shelf place, but that joint was beat, he showed up in last year's gear driving a cracked-up Daewoo, and he had nothing else for me.

by SebastienRio April 4, 2016

SALT

A huge pussy who let's his students land short, never smiles, and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

"Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG"

Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG.

by FC_67 June 6, 2017

Salt Settler

A white or Caucasian person

There were too many salt settlers in the room so I left.

by M. Lovely Winner March 22, 2022

Salt Bush

A bush that resides on a majestic ocean edge. The salt from the ocean sprays onto the said bush.

The ocean consumed the Salt Bush.

by Miramount March 11, 2012

Salt Water Shower

(Noun) - to apply cologne, perfume and/or deodorant after having excerted physical labor or spent at taxing amount of time in an office environment.

Oh man, after work I had to pick up my girlfriend and go to her parents for dinner. I only had time to take a salt water shower in the bathroom at work.

sweat shower salt perspiration

by MR. Polo1987 October 15, 2015

Salts

Salts stands for “Smiled a little then stopped” if you wanna put lol through text, but you really didn't laugh out loud, and only smiled for a second, its perfect

Jerry: Hey look at this funny meme
*Jerry set a photo*
Luis: Haha salts

by SatansMassiveBalls January 19, 2023