flat caking

A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

Flat-Caking

A non-sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, day trading and flat-caking with my boys.

by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017

flat stanley

A flattened boy fluttering in the wind on a string being lead along

Russel Hantz is the greatest flat stanley of allllll time

by thenavneet January 4, 2018

flat as paper

When a girl has no boobs and is the same chest shape as paper
__________________________(girl)
__________________________(Paper)

Have you seen that girl Jamie's she's legit flat as paper

by I'm poppy May 1, 2018

kevlar flat smack

To smack a soldier on the ass with a nice piece of fresh kevlar

Hello fellow soldier care to give me a kevlar flat smack?
Why yes fellow soldier i would love to flat smack that ass with some kevlar
*proceeds to smack that sweet ass*
*gay buttsex proceeds with the soldiers ripened ass receiving some bomb ass dick*

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

flat

flat is justice

flat is life

by Moaup September 5, 2017

michigan flat steak

an old school slang term for the bologna sandwich that is served to guests at the Chicago Police Dept lockups.

Oh, man, my old lady couldn't bail me out, so I had to stay in the lockup and have a Michigan flat steak for dinner.

by Dinosaur of EMS September 13, 2017