Like the mini-van (2 fingers in the vagina, a full fist (five fingers) in the ass. Just like a real mini-van, 2 in the front, five in the back), the clown car involves a full fist in the vagina and a full fist in the ass. Just like a clown car, there are inexplicably 5 in the front and 5 in the back.
I was finger-banging this tripe last night and she insisted on taking both fists. I filled her holes like a fucking clown car.
by M.Doc July 8, 2019
Get the Clown Carmug. Your typical male pattern baldness. Hair that resembles a clowns wig. A horse shoe style of baldness
"I shave my head because i don't feel comfortable rocking a clown crown."
"Don't be ashamed. David Cross, Alan Arkin, John Malkovich, Ed Harris and Robert Duvall all sport their clown crowns, and those guys are famous as fuck."
"Don't be ashamed. David Cross, Alan Arkin, John Malkovich, Ed Harris and Robert Duvall all sport their clown crowns, and those guys are famous as fuck."
by Mike Swearengen September 7, 2013
Get the Clown Crownmug. A disturbingly loose and sloppily unattractive vagina, reminiscent of the oversized, floppy pocket on a traditional clown's costume
by HelpDickStuckinCow August 21, 2015
Get the Clown's Pocketmug. someone who has all the characteristics of a clown (grotesque distorted features, thick make-up) yet, is not funny.
by fun junky January 27, 2005
Get the half clownmug. A rather sloppier version of the 'otter's pocket' (see labia).
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!
This is a long lost classic that I felt I needed to share with the dirtier folk of this world!
"Her majesty bade me to descend her lady garden, after fifty years of widowhood she was considerably aroused - it was like being hit in the face with a clown's pie!!"
by Lee Michigan esq. October 1, 2007
Get the clown's piemug. tanmay clown is often used for a 14-year-old lulli pan whose only fetish is to get asswhooped by chokli.
by riddleThis1212 December 29, 2021
Get the tanmay clownmug. originally a reference to a children's toy. the clown (or whatever character-- i had heman) was a weighted bottom blow-up punching bag. it was designed to pop back up to a standing position when knocked over. essentially, punching the clown is a useless act which accomplished nothing. often used in reference to menial tasks and bureaucratic corporate jobs.
by badronnie October 13, 2004
Get the punch the clownmug.