Cave of the Past

When someone's house looks like it's from 20-40 years ago in terms of decor.

"Man, Johnathan lives in such a Cave of the Past!"

by The Greying Dog September 9, 2021

Shitty Bat Cave

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.

Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!

Clayton: What did you do?

Teddy: Fucked her anyway.

by Facecake July 30, 2009

Man Cave

Man Cave
/man kāv/
noun
noun: man cave; plural noun: man caves

a room or space usually an isolated area where a heterosexual male of a household that has been pussified, a reduced man, a loser be allowed by their "better half", usually a female to have an area to exert the male interests and activities and be as they're pleased.

"After years of negotiation, my wife finally allowed half of our garage to be my man cave"

by Moss Mini September 27, 2023

Minors cave

A perfectly shaped arse

That arse looks like a minors cave

by Cunted March 4, 2023

cave lion

when a penis is medically considered micro yet there is a large amount of pubic hair on the shaft of the penis, this makes the penis look like it has a mane (lions mane) with the bear head of penis resembling the face of the lion. since the penis is a micro penis it occasionally retracts in to the body thus the "lion" hides in the the "cave" CAVELION

I saw Jim in the locker room, poor guy has a cave lion.

by wizard cow February 8, 2017

Secrete Cave Entrance

The Secrete Cave Entrance is when your partner lifts up your scrotum and Johnson and proceeds to lick your butthole.

Secrete Cave Entrance

by Xx_Sadboi_xX December 5, 2024

Cavernous Caves

A bunch of fucking condos in a cave, that's it. Built in early 2022 by WyldCat415, QUE3RCAT, and FarkTheAlien. You can live there rent-free if you don't pay rent!

"Hello, are you a human being?"
"Yes, wh-"
"THEN CAVERNOUS CAVES IS THE PLACE FOR YOU"

by Yetch_ January 18, 2022