clayton is a talented person, although a show off, he can be quite annoying. clayton's life goal is to show off and be the best, the competition is generally weak, but can be challenging. being friends with a clayton can be highly beneficial, they are extremely intelligent and athletic they will help you with your work and defend you to no end
by the_merchant- September 8, 2019

Marianne Van Es is a word used for describin a woman more close to an entity / demi goddess, rather than an actual human. Mariannes are very trustable, enjoyable, smart and friendly people who use their knowledge to help the tormented soul of Monster legends to survive, like helpin them retrivin accounts, manipulatin space time in order to make old monsters avaiable in upcoming events, protectin F1rst class from their arch enemies (with the help of her holy powers) etc etc. Marianne Van Es are usually sigma women in nature, who impose their superiority on beta females by flexing their armies of protecteds males.
Me : hey Jayden bow down, its Marianne Van Es
Jayden : *bow down*
Mari : Get up mortal, im a generous goddess
Jayden : *bow down*
Mari : Get up mortal, im a generous goddess
by XORGBORG February 19, 2022

A small, almost non-existent penis. Most of the time, because of this, a Noud van Halteren doesn’t get noticed. Which makes people say:
by Nulloscentimetros December 5, 2022

The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022

Noun
Someone who believes that their singing ability is improved by yelling as loud as they can and is usually proud to be labeled as such.
Note: this trait is found mostly in metal-heads.
Someone who believes that their singing ability is improved by yelling as loud as they can and is usually proud to be labeled as such.
Note: this trait is found mostly in metal-heads.
Yeah, when I just sing as loud as I can, it doesn't matter how out of key I am. I'm such a Van Yell-Sing.
by Abraham Van Yell-Sing October 8, 2011

When the explanation for why something is incorrect takes far longer to say then it does to say the incorrect thing. Like when someone like a guy named Van Schwack calls a false equivalency an apples to apples comparison and the explanation takes far longer than one sentence to explain a one sentence mistake.
Van Schwack,"that comparing apples to apples I don't see the false equivalency"
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
Intelligent people," oh boy that's going to take a while to explain. The Van Schwack Law told me this would happen. "
by Lark Druid February 6, 2022

Someone who tries to be funny all the time. Also he'll try to fit in the group, wich he succeeds most of the time. A "Gijs van Iwaarden" is 9/10 times sarcastic, don't take him too serious. If you do, he will tell you otherwise.
Watch out if you see him outside in the dark though.
Watch out if you see him outside in the dark though.
by Goezz November 22, 2021
