Urban Poser

When someone posts something and pretends its me, with my name, in order to start drama.

Pure and utter bullshit, urban poser

by whateverwhatever12345 February 14, 2013

Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016

Poser

That annoying bastard who works for a magazine and gets all the women.

Mindy- Awhh god that guy is like sooo sexeey
Rob- No... Hes a poser

by Suidas August 16, 2014

Poser

Someone who is not who they say they are.

She would pose as a gangster, a badass tough little son of a bitch from the streets of Chicago, or a tough/scary little 4'11 broad from New York, but in reality the girl was nothing like the characters she was posing as (though she saw them in herself), she was a poser from outside Harrisburg who wanted to be these other folks, since her life was more painful than anybody else's to her.

by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021

Method poser

Like a method actor in that they will engage in a lifestyle they see as superficially similar to the kind of subculture etc. they are posing as an member of, without understanding the meaning behind any of it, all of this simply so that they can increase their chances of being labelled by people when they talk about stuff they do or when others see their living arrangements etc, method posers are usually male as method posing requires at least some effort in one's private life.

Wow what a faggoty, attention seeking, method poser Kyle is for bribing those doctors to set it up like he had cancer, and then getting us all to come see his stupid ass in the hospital and pretend like he was Sadako Sasaki.

by Freighttrain, The September 21, 2020

Poser

Those who must be abolished and killed.

Example 1
"Hey bro did you see that guy mall grabbing over by the stair set earlier?
"Yeah. He's such a poser."
Example 2
"I saw a guy wearing a Motley Crue shirt at an Exodus show, so I beat him up and stole his condoms."
"Fuck yeah! Posers must die!"

by MrSquister April 12, 2023

poser

a person whot hinks that they can fit in. they do what everyone else does and wears what they do.

an example of the word poser would be a preppy bitch. one day she is preppy. the next day she is wearing all black with dark eyeliner and acts emo.

by urbanisbeastman December 16, 2008