Chode Wrangler

A person, usually homosexual, who attempt to succ as many chodes as possible.
"Jacob is such a Chode Wrangler his butthole is an inch wide" cock farmer
by Meme Master Palpatine January 16, 2016
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Chode Wrangler

A person or collective that enjoys the grouping of small stubby penises.
You heard about that new girl apparently she’s a chode wrangler
by Crustinisation November 10, 2017
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Egg chode

Slang for da timbies, used to express a mad skilled player.
Oatmeal “Broooo that kids fucking egg chode man... did you just see him body that blind kid.” Cpet “ what a fucking faggot man those blind kids glasses are sooo gay coach!!!!!”
by We’d December 05, 2019
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Chode gas

When you wank so rapidly your cum gets vapourized by the friction and it turns into gas
Last night whilst I wank to Danny devito I accidently chode gasted and I inhaled it in through my nostrils it was good
by Iluvdannydevito December 29, 2019
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Smelly chode

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.
God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.
by Clive doheartson October 02, 2016
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Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.
That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.
by Laser85 March 29, 2011
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Chode King

Someone who rules all the small dicks.

Someone with the smallest dick in your group of friends.
No need to measure just take a wild guess.
Them: Hey bro
You: Hey Chode King
Them: MY DICKS BIG THOUGH
You: mmhmm...
by The_WordForWorder December 11, 2014
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