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blondes

most of the blondes are smart and handsome/pretty but most people think blondes are stupid just because its been a joke for so long but blondes are amazing they will be a good husband/wife and you will have a beutiful family but if they look like a hooker fuck that you dip the fuck out of there after maybe 1 or 2 maybe 10 suckies and fuckies they you hop yo ass out of therebut other than that ya dont not date a blonde because there a blonde but go up to them say a fuck ass pick up line and totally ruin it with them and beg and beg but if your alrady a blonde and you look this up your obviously insecure about yo blonde ass self but hey i love you just remember that i love you whether your a guy or a girl you probably have a round ass and some big tits and if your name is anything like conrad get yo big red pubed ass out of here
i think blondes are pretty ya there very pretty, pretty stupid
by cattlerounder08git April 7, 2022
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Blonde with glasses

A blonde with glasses, often times girls are usually smart and quiet. They are most of the time very attractive.
Guy 1: I met a blonde with glasses yesterday.
Guy 2: Is she cute?
by Zestmaster09 April 9, 2023
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James Blond

The genius and sassy character created by online author Leo Robertson. She is badass, low-key annoying, and the world's best example of a sidekick, personal assistant, and frenemie. She's got a clever answer for everything, and she's a sore loser when it comes to competition. Has the mouth of a sailor, and will swear at you faster than you can pull a trigger. She's a hater, she's a lover, she's a damn machine gunner.
She's a beauty, she's a grace, James Blond will punch you in the face.
by spillthedamntea May 4, 2018
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BLONDE

blonde says:
let’s go girls
-Dolly Parton
by maibee98 July 10, 2022
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faceless blonde

Girls with blond hair and nobody cares about their face or identity.
She's not speaking to me and that makes me think Penny must've faded from her mind, turned into some faceless blonde just passing through, like so many before.
by LazyEva January 15, 2018
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long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face
Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.
by Salty capt. January 26, 2018
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Blonde bitch

This random ass dude that wears she’ll necklaces and plays baseball and wears hat backwards
by Peeepee slayer November 8, 2020
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