dutch blonde

when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.
i gave my gf a dutch blonde... she's so stupid!
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
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Bleach Blonde

A color that strippers, transpeople, and young female adults that are already going through a mid-life crisis dye their hair.
Omg I’m 24, engaged again and have 4 kids with 3 different baby daddies, I should dye my hair bleach blonde.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 09, 2023
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blonde soul

When you have a blonde personality, but brunette in reality.
by harnse_116 January 22, 2018
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Blonde coach

A blonde coach is someone who is tasked with assessing a person in real time, and evaluating their decisions and determining if they are doing something a blonde would do or having a blonde moment.
I think Jennifer needs a blonde coach she is always doing the ditsiest things.
by Tommy & Timmy B May 03, 2021
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blonde Fonzie

A blonde woman as cool as Fonzie
Kelly Harrington is a blonde Fonzie.
by TherealLdubbs July 28, 2023
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blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!
P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan
by noodleteddies November 11, 2020
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Blonde bum

Molly: I just got my booty hole bleached girl!
Amanda: girl you got that blonde bum now girl!
by 40z4lyf3 May 22, 2017
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