Tech-arted

Tech-arted is an adjective to describe someone who has no idea how to use anything technological (e.g. Digital Camers, Computers, etc).

The word is derived from the words "Technology" and "Retarded".

Mom: KENNY! How do I work this god damned computer!

Kenny: JESUS CHRIST! Why the fuck do you have to be so Tech-arted! Do I have to do everything on this computer for you!?

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM!

by SerenityFlight August 31, 2010

tech-ditzy

(Pronouned Tek-ditsee) An adjective describing someone who is slow to catch on to any uses of technology.

The tech-ditzy gentleman lifted his mouse in the air and moved it around and around like a play airplane, hoping this would move the cursor on the computer screen.

by suzannadanna May 18, 2011

Tech Veggin

A point at which all actions, communications, thoughts, and movements involve a piece of technical equipment.

If the person you are talking to on facebook chat is sitting right next to you, you are tech veggin.

If the tv is within reaching distance, but you still change the channel with the remote, you are tech veggin.

by Vwall2006 October 25, 2010

sci-tech

pertaining to science and technology.

We are living in the sci-tech age.

by uttam maharjan May 13, 2010

tech ministry

Facilitate individules in the use of Technology

I need some tech ministry.

by TechDad February 25, 2008

flute tech.

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!

damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder

by flute tech. February 6, 2009

tech swag

when teching continuously in quick succession.

::In Super Smash Bros. Melee::

"Did you see all those techs he pulled? that is some tech swag right thurr"

by 2LGT January 3, 2014