Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.

I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry

by Nathaniel Jameson April 07, 2015

Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.

Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!

by Aren Demzah January 16, 2016

Kyledile tears

When you fake crying to get out of trouble in a court of law

Everyone knew he was guilty despite the kyledile tears

by GIJOSE November 15, 2021

screen tearing

When (in a video game) the screen starts to move in frames while your character is still moving on its own

Patrick had screen tearing while in astroneer.

by Derp blob November 12, 2017

Frog Tears

Spawning from a Pepe The Frog meme, Frog Tears refers to a male's semen (similar to male tears).

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice

by Cum Dispenser November 09, 2019

tear jerk

When you use a significant others tears to masterbate or have sex

I whent to my room to tear jerk

by Nodyess February 01, 2025

Tear jerk

When cry and masturbate because you are sad

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.

by Banana12Child December 10, 2019