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Testicas

For when you really want to use the word "Testicles" in a shit talking statement (or any general statement)...but realize as a female you dont have any!
Denae should get the perks because she had the Testicas to ask first.....
He's such a pussy, his girlfriend has bigger testicas then he does...
by ChelseaAnn October 9, 2010
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testickle

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.

Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.

Bob: Sweet!
by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011
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tactical chunks

to make oneself sick in an attempt to ward off genuine and/or further sickness. usually relating to a bad hangover but equally applicable to any nauseating situation.
my hangover started to kick in about noon, i went for tactical chunks and felt alot better.
by arturo swift June 7, 2011
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testical flap

An insult commonly used to comeback to the insult butt nugget
That's a hot testical flap
by real tyler October 15, 2013
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testicle licker

Someone who salivates over one's testicles
John Rush loves Erich's balls. What a testicle licker.
by dewsax November 22, 2013
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testicle hopper

1.Some one who is so smug about the size of their testicles that they practically hop around on them like a hippity hop.

Ex. Person1: oh my god I can't stand chandler talking about how big his testicles are. I'm begging to grow agrovated
Person 2: I know he is such a testicle hopper.

2). Some one who has testiclular cancer so bad that their testicles look like hippity hops.

Ex. Person 1: man Ryan testicles look exactly like those toys I used to bounce as a child
Person2: I know, unfortunately he is a testicle hopper.
Look I. Definition for ex. Of testicle hopper
by The lovely testicle hopper January 10, 2014
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testicle hug

When a woman hugs a man while on her knees connecting his testicles to her nipples. For more advanced practice: woman will squeeze his rear end with both hands.

Warning: may lead to fornication.
Kelsey: "I really need a testicle hug right now"

Tiffany and Molly: "Are you sure? That could lead to fornication..."
by Tiffollsey February 7, 2014
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