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Trapped Grandma

A gamer who doesn't go to school
Harry: Hey sohail, why isn't Rucco going to school
Sohail: I don't know man, I think he's a Trapped Grandma
by Hatman222 March 1, 2022
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Fur trapping

The act of trying to locate and have sex with a furry
Hey, I'm going fur trapping tonight. You in?
by Two angry vets February 9, 2020
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Donohue Trap

When an inanimate object, typically but not exclusively on the ground, outsmarts a wingsuit skydiver.
The landing area is large an unobstructed, except for one Donohue trap - a single rose bush directly in the center of the field.
by Flock University August 11, 2017
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Option-trap

An option-trap is when a person presented with options feels obliged to pick one of the options, as if they had no choice to ignore all of them. This phenomenon is almost always seen when two options are presented.

A simple example:

"Would you like to go to the movies or to a restaurant?"
This is a simple option-trap which is a question containing two options, and so the person being asked is likely to pick one of the options, where if they had been asked the same question containing only one of the options, they could then answer yes or no, but since two options are given some feel they must choose one or the other.

Another example: Republican or Democrat
A modern example of an option-trap is Republican or Democrat? Millions of people are presented with these two options every day through thousands of channels, such as news broadcasts, internet or in the public. The presenters of the two options "Republican or Democrat", do not give the audience a choice in the general narrative, everyone is either Republican, or they are Democrat. So as people get used to hearing the narrative, they pick one of the options, then defend it while disliking the other.

More option-trap examples:

Labour or Tory(In British Politics)
Conservative or Liberal
Rich or Poor
Peace or War

These option-traps are just some that people are constantly being exposed to, and so somehow they feel obliged to pick one or the other.
A salesman at this store nearly got me into an option-trap by asking me if I wanted the red one or the blue one!

The news in America sometimes catches me out with the Republican or Democrat option-trap!

I was thinking about whether I was conservative or liberal, and then I remembered that "consertive or liberal "is an option-trap so I forgot about it .
by ItHappenedSlowlyButSurely September 20, 2017
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trap flu

An airborne disease often contracted from sharing a bowl or other ganja smoking device (vape, blunt) with others. Once contracted, the victim will display chronic bronchitis-like symptoms. There is no known cure to date. The victim can display symptoms such as coughing and excessive mucus for months on end. The only prevention for this horrible disease is to stay out of trap houses and buy quality keef. Usually the disease emanates from a single individual who has developed an immunity to the disease through hardcore trapping and listening to Bobby Shmurda for days on end.
Victim 1: " I'm coughing to the point of puking. What the fuck did I catch?"
Victim 2: "You got the trap flu fuck boy, our whole crew has had it for months......cough.....cough"
Victim 3: "We passed the vape around to too many niggas".
by Tyler Patient Zero October 9, 2014
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Darwin Trap

1. A Darwin Trap is an obvious -hazard with appropriate signage -that can be avoided easily, causing no harm or inconvenience and yet somehow, some poor idiot inevitably gets trapped, hurt, killed, or maimed by the aforementioned obstacle, complementing Darwin's theory of evolution "only the strong survive"

2. A social economic state in which Business needs constant constant growth to appease stockholders, which inevitably screws up the economy because there is only so much business market to go around.
A manhole with no cover surrounded by barricades, flashing lights, and danger signs indicating there is a danger, an obvious Darwin Trap. Well cautioned Idiot gets stuck, hurt or killed from entering the "no fly zone", usually making the local 8'oclock news.
by Fukn Meat Head April 21, 2013
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Trap Stick

a stick used to beat children with, in the hood
Melody's homegirl: "u good?"
Melody: "no, my aunt brutally beat me with the trap stick last night, so my ass cheeks are throbbing."
by buzzytf January 17, 2023
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