Someone who makes his friend, also known as matt, tie the top strings of his jacket together. Making him look like a dick.
by Poopoostain November 26, 2010
Get the Matt Parrymug. Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020
Get the The Matt Controllermug. Fattest person alive loves to eat a hundred pancakes a day and toast loves tall Venezuelan men and fat Chinese people who touches him. In bed he watches gay porn in bed with his sister while talking to his boyfriend on snap chat (jamie) who sends him dick picks
by 6big matt May 14, 2022
Get the Big Mattmug. An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.
Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
by Sandycheeks1 December 14, 2013
Get the Matt Sanchezmug. by Dr. Gill March 1, 2023
Get the Matt Stoniemug. by lafrancium June 25, 2009
Get the matt-rassmug. Matt goodman is a typical white boy name. Probably plays volleyball with brown curly hair. Can be a bit of a jokester as well.
by Amandaaaaaaman June 22, 2017
Get the matt goodmanmug.