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clayton van leeuwen

clayton is a talented person, although a show off, he can be quite annoying. clayton's life goal is to show off and be the best, the competition is generally weak, but can be challenging. being friends with a clayton can be highly beneficial, they are extremely intelligent and athletic they will help you with your work and defend you to no end
by the_merchant- September 8, 2019
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Marianne Van Es

Marianne Van Es is a word used for describin a woman more close to an entity / demi goddess, rather than an actual human. Mariannes are very trustable, enjoyable, smart and friendly people who use their knowledge to help the tormented soul of Monster legends to survive, like helpin them retrivin accounts, manipulatin space time in order to make old monsters avaiable in upcoming events, protectin F1rst class from their arch enemies (with the help of her holy powers) etc etc. Marianne Van Es are usually sigma women in nature, who impose their superiority on beta females by flexing their armies of protecteds males.
Me : hey Jayden bow down, its Marianne Van Es
Jayden : *bow down*
Mari : Get up mortal, im a generous goddess
by XORGBORG February 19, 2022
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Ice cream van

A van that plays music to lure in children. It says ice cream on it and when you get there you are greeted by a very old man, this man loves to play with kids and when the parents look away they are pulled inside and.... well you know. Then when they look back it's normal it happens in less then a second! Ever wondered why kids are so eager to go to the ice cream van? Well know you know.... Don't trust your kids with an old bat!
"Mummy I want to go to the ice cream van!" "Be careful remember stranger danger😈."
by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018
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Gijs van Iwaarden

Someone who tries to be funny all the time. Also he'll try to fit in the group, wich he succeeds most of the time. A "Gijs van Iwaarden" is 9/10 times sarcastic, don't take him too serious. If you do, he will tell you otherwise.
Watch out if you see him outside in the dark though.
Sometimes he is such a Gijs van Iwaarden, he won't stop bregging about himself.
by Goezz November 22, 2021
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joep van kreij

Look at him, he must be joep van kreij.
by Not Joep November 23, 2021
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The Van Schwack Principle

The van schwack principal expouses, that it is very common in discourse, that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant then it simply is to say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant.

Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin.

Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack principal. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says I'm pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain.
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Principle for you.
by Little Aware Bear May 20, 2022
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Van Damme Americans

A Japanese term for patriotic fun loving, happy go lucky, bold and loud Americans. Often used to describe American military or people who mix comoflage and old glory patterns. Also used to describe Americans who live in the Bible belt.
The fact that Van Damme is Belgian is irrelevant because he played Guile in Street fighter
I'm visiting America to party with "Van Damme Americans."
by VanDammeAmerican March 20, 2023
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